Haitian Colonialism Monday, Jan 25 2010 

Immediately after the Haitian earthquake the international response was fairly quick – though I still don’t know why Canada would send a 20 person survey team to report on what is needed on-site (food, water, medical supplies?). I was initially watching CBC and Global News to get info on what was happening “on the ground.” I was surprised to discover, however, that they would not be covering that end of the story. The first 4-5 mins of the broadcast was dedicated to the situation in Haiti. What followed was the Canadian response. This ranged from how many Canadian casualties there were to how family members were dealing with the quake in Montreal, and most importantly on the Canadian response. A media perfectly created the ‘them’ played by the Haitians. ‘Us’ were left to watch ‘them’ and their corpses lying on the streets. We were privy to scenes of dead faces on television. Any regular watcher of American TV will know it is somewhat unacceptable (note: worse than Hitler) to show the face of a dead American – or military coffin for that matter. They are ‘them’ and not ‘us’ and we don’t really care that they are dead. It was not George Bush’s (Note: probably was) that an earthquake occurred.

Most news agencies, as is often the case in a natural disaster, dedicate a lot of their programming to how ‘we’ are helping the people of Haiti. This includes grass-roots support to large military operations. The relief effort is struggling to get Haiti back on it’s feet. They need our support to get back to living a life in squalor and extreme poverty. We must make sure, however, that aid gets to where is belongs due to the rampant corruption. See it is Haiti that chose poverty. There was not a willingness to live a better life. The western world must then step in to ensure that we build their country up to pre-quake levels. We are the ones helping them after all. We give aid that we might satisfy our ego. Psychologically it isn’t really our fault – we do everything for our ego. Max Stirner’s work on the ego explains how even love is a product of the need for self-fulfillment – though we probably don’t need 19th century Germans to tell us that. We would much rather hear of our giving than deal with the issues that brought Haiti to the level they were at before the quake.

Not to worry, however, as the celebrities are on hand to save the day. Nothing can end suffering and poverty faster than a late-capital circle jerk to itself. We can use those people who are a product of our fetishizing of style and good looks. We need our celebrities to do these good things because they are a reflection of that thing we want to be. We, capitalism, is then able save the world from itself.

Capitalism will save the day – I’m sure somehow Ticketmaster will make a profit on fundraiser service fees.

Ode to Avatar Monday, Jan 25 2010 

Obviously the only thing that it exists in movie world at present  is Avatar  so I will also weigh in. I have not seen the movie so I will try and limit my thoughts to that outside the dense plot.

Avatar, obviously, is only a cover story for socialism as the noble savages battle to defeat the large corporation. On the surface that sounds about right. At least it might be if they had not spent more money than anyone has ever spent on a movie, ~$400million + marketing. It seems that perhaps big business is not as bad as we were led to believe. Perhaps Cameron is working from within the system to bring about change (note: this always works). The goal was too make a movie so grandiose and ‘revolutionary’ that it would be impossible not to see the movie. Any person who has any hope of talking about entertainment news would have to see this. The story doesn’t really matter because it is in 3D.

That of course is the real issue. The ‘threat’ of online piracy had taken a huge toll on the major studios and a new strategy was required to rejuvenate profits. The solution was to use the brand new (note: decades old) technology of 3D. Currently the only way to watch 3D is in theatres. All studios are now looking to capitalize on the 3D, allowing them to re-issue old films – and add more walkie-talkies. With the help of 3D Cameron was able to make a movie with a script on par with Gigli and Saw VI. 3D allows for viewers to shut off their brains for 2.5 hrs and allow the screen to envelop them. Anytime the story starts to wane a large 3D explosion can be brought up to blind the senses. The viewers are confined by the glasses, which act like blinders, to stare at the screen. The technology acts much in the same way as a club uses smoke, lasers, and strobes to confuse and gratify the senses. The viewer then becomes the avatar themselves and are allowed to escape to a planet where they are can take support the little guy by making record profits for the studio.

As far as the story goes, it is quite obvious even through the trailers that it will be the same as Pocahontas or Dances With Wolves where a white person somehow manages to become the “most awesome” (Annalee Newitz i09) member of a closed society. The actual large corporation presumably fails (you don’t have to see the movie to know it was always going to have a happy ending) but that doesn’t matter. The real protagonist that ‘saves’ the savages is actually the metaphor for western culture and free-market economics. He is able to save the Na’vi much like the U.S. and others will save the rest of the world by opening up their closed societies to ‘freedom.’

Avatar has already won the Best Picture award at the BAFTAs and I am sure it will also win the Oscar. Hooray. It certainly is much more entertaining to watch a movie about a fake planet where there are no laws of gravity or any resemblance to our own world, than to think about what actually happens in the real world.

Post the First Monday, Jan 25 2010 

So this is going to be my new blog where I can finally rant on all the things that I think about during the day.  I will try not to only discuss rants as I also enjoy talking about latest developments in science. Hopefully that will bring in a ridiculous mix of annoying a stupid. Other than science I am sure it will be a lot of musings on critical theory and Marxist economics.

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